PENNYWISE: Stomped STRAWBERRY CLOWN snouts, twisted with pulverized WATERMELON guys, injected inside baby BUBBLEGUM balloon animals.
SWEET TOOTH: The ringmaster’s addiction…circus spun COTTON CANDY floss spattered with candied RAZZBERRY nightmare nectar.
TWISTY: Gypsy trampled RAZZ-BERRY concoction, contorted into a fresh YOGURT sideshow masquerade.
LAFFY: ALL JOKES ASIDE…STICKY, ICKY, STRINGY, BLUEBERRY TAFFY STRANDS, DOUSED WITH GOOEY GRAPE RUBBER CHICKEN BLOOD.
SKITZO: Fresh from the candy butcher…Slashed and slaughtered GREEN APPLES, Submerged in a maniacal, MOLTEN CARAMEL, Splashed with a small dose of cranium cream.
CRUSH: An ONSLaUGHT of ORANGE, cRUshed with a Ton of taTTered, TANGERINE tittLes, brewed with stomach SODA in THe belly Of a red-nOsed buFFoon.
DROOLY: GiLLy wagon sLLy sLoBBered GOBSTOPPERS, cHomped, chewed, and DrOOLed into a GRAPE-BERRY face paint pOol.